Lets Pretend

Derek has had a few friends over this break. (Have I mentioned?) This one girl likes to play "pretend" and she says C O N S T A N T L Y
"Pretend I said.... "
"And then Pretend I did this"
"Pretend you did this"

It drives me nuts! N U T S !!!
Was I like that? Did I do that? She is an only child. I was an only child. Did I do that?
I dont remember doing that. My mother remembers EVERYTHING things I do not remember. It's very odd to me. She sees my childhood very differently than I do. How odd is that?
Ok sick boys here big little and small. Goodness me. Gotta keep myself well. Not only do I not want this illness heck no who would take care of ME?
Maybe girlie girl can pretend she's a nurse or something and pretend she's making me better.