Thursday, September 21, 2006

She's An Idiot

On Thursday nights I have the pleasure of sitting in a classroom with an idiot.
She knows everything. Remember her she knew where the trachea was for sure without a doubt? Oh yes that's her.
Well nevermind I scored slightly higher than her on the first test (boom baby!)
she knows everything and shares it all night long.
So tonight I began writing down the ridiculous things she said in class and then I came home and looked them up.
Amazing.

- Autitism can be due to a defiency of Omega 3 fatty acids.
Ok she got this one right.
- epilepsy is a genetic condition
WRONG
- Her 6 week old daughter had a fever of 106 and when she called the advice nurse they told her to call 911 she decided to just take her to the ER because your organs can start to boil at 105!
CRAZY. This was my favorite of the night. While I agree 106 is way too high for an infant I think she might have been taking it wrong. But it's not because your organs can start to boil you fool.
- Dont drink diet soda it gives 99 rats cancer?
I have no idea how that 1 rat got so lucky but there you go.
- She had cancer while she was pregnant and her doctor in a tiny town not far from here had cutting edge procedures for removing it by doing biopsy's of her uterus which they had to do 12 times and each time she was in bed for three days.
I had this done. Not for cancer. And I was up moving around later that evening. It's not cutting edge.
- When writing and IEP for a black child they can give them an IQ test.
Now she knows I have a son that has and IEP she keeps forgetting this and brings up this IEP issue all the time. They do not give children IQ test to write IEP's and that has nothing to do with his color!

She has several of her own children and three foster kids.
And she might end up working with children? That is the most frightening part of all.
How am I gonna make it thru this semester with her? I am not sure.

2 comments:

Shauna said...

My husband writes IEP's all the time (he is a special ed teacher) and at no point is an IQ test part of the IEP process. There are assessments and placements, but IQ is not part of any of those.
I always hated those people in class too.

Anonymous said...

"Dont drink diet soda it gives 99 rats cancer?"

I most be going to die anytime now since you know exactly how much diet soda I drink in a day... I am feeling a little weak I think I might need a soda right now.

Buffie