I have 13 questions.....

1. Why is there no 7-11 in Lodi? I cannot wrap my mind around that!

2. If I did not talk to you and you did not talk to me in High School chances are I dont have much to say you now. Why do you think I want to talk to you now? You got better looking but not as good looking as my hubby so go away.

3. Who decided that 8 am would be the magical hour for everything to start? I should be happy they didnt say 6 or 7 can you imagine? But why not 9 or 10?

4. When will my neighbors be done with the pool house? It's taking a very long time to build that darn thing. A pool house. Gee whiz.

5. If you dont pick up the newspaper in your driveway. If you step over it to get into your car, drive over it and then each day a new one arrives and you and your husband ignore it who exactly doe you suppose it going to pick it up? Are you that lazy?

6. When you drive up to the school to pick up your child and your music is very loud does it not occur to you that other students are still in class? Turn it down stupid.

7. How long is Hockey season?

8. What are the winning lotto numbers?

9. What size bra do I wear exactly? It sure would help to know this?

10 Who is size 0 made for really if the whole country is obese?

11. My husbands doctor told him he needed to drop 10 lbs. Now if you know my husband this seems like the craziest thing anyone could say to anyone. He is one of the fittest people I know. So now he's all crazy about it. What would this doctor say to me?

12. When will my three year old stop eating? He's a non stop eating machine this morning.

13. When will my nine year old START eating? He does not eat his lunch and the poor foolish thing keeps the whole lunch in his lunch box so I know he has not eaten it. Why he doesnt throw the evidence out is beyond me.

Ok answers please.