Weight Loss Secrets of the Stars!

I have it all figured out. I have so been doing it all wrong. I mean look at Kate Holmes here the future Mrs. Cruise. I think he waited to marry her until after she lost all of her pregnancy weight. I mean you marry a girl and she has a baby and she's just lets her self go. Well big mistake. Have the baby first then marry her when the lbs are gone. Just to make sure. Wink and a nudge fellas

The secret to dropping all that weight is easy. I am not shopping enough! (Smacks forehead!)

You put on a pair of high heel shoes, lug a very large purse around and shop all day every day. The pounds just melt away.

Why didnt I think of this before? And these arent trips to Target or Old Navy oh no the least expensive item in the store must be more than I have in my checking account. The higher the price equals number of calories burned.

See how this works?

So ladies get those high heels on, grab that nap sack and shop just in time for the holidays we'll be hotties by Christmas.