Well....

As someone once said "Aren't these just the bee's knees"? Love them.
Read them all here if you'd like but these are my favs.


Recovering an unused physical skill takes one month for each year of layoff.
Norman Brenner, Fleetwood, New York


When apple blossoms bloom at night, for 15 days no rain in sight.
Steven M. Keisman, New York City high school resource coordinator

The end of April is the best time to get your car serviced because it's the slowest time for auto mechanics. The mild weather makes people feel more confident about their cars, and many can't afford car repairs because they've just paid income taxes.
Steven M. Keisman, New York City high school resource coordinator

For each year in a person's life that marriage is delayed, the chances of separating fall by 1 percent.
Lory Peck, social worker, Alpine, New York


If you live close to the area you grew up in, the chances are you will live longer than most Americans.
Walter Pitkin, literary agent, Weston, Connecticut

Most overeating happens at night. If you can't diet all the time, diet after dark.
Arthur Phillips, Fort Myers, Florida