Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Perfect


I am doing everything perfectly. Just ask me.
Not you. Oh no. You are doing it all wrong.
You are raising your kids all wrong. Your marriage is not as good as mine.Your finances are worse than mine.
Yes I am perfect.
You are so far from perfect I can barely speak to you.
I do it all right. All the time.
Cant you tell? Isnt it obvious?


and if you believe that....

2 comments:

Jenn said...

May I say? I'm doing it perfectly too. No one can say a WORD about how perfectly I'm doing it.

Please join me in the club of TPM (Totally Perfect Mothers). ;0)

Big sigh.

--J

Anonymous said...

how did you get my tiara?

B